hey daughter. you just got HACKED !! puahaha! WELL i want to say hope you had a good christmas ;D. i Know you wouldn’t do anything i won’t hahahha. FIONNA IS XXXXX-RATED TIMES 10 OMG SHES A FREAK-IN-SLOW-MOTION!! hahahha… JMJMJM. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WILL DOES FIONNA!! oOH yes ;D
MWAHAH new layout since christmas is over.. well riight now i’m sad =[ because will is always ALWAYS too busy -_-` 50 THiNG GiRLS WiSHED GUYS KNEW!! 1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. Survay: ____YOUR LiFE____ [x] they call me: Fionna ____REWiND____ [x] most memorable memory: err.. ____FAST FORWARD____ [x] college planning to go: USC [x] NOT looking forward to: High school >< ____PLAY____ [x] feeling: sad ____LOVE?____ [x] love is: Beautiful ____THE OPPOSiTE SEX____ [x] turn ons: HOT BOiS and GOOD PERSONALiTY DUH!! ____PiCKY PiCKY____ [x] dog or cat: dog ____MiSCELLANEOUS____ [x] can you swim?: yea
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. Don't pout. Youre not 5 years old....it won't get you your way.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware, please.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
[x] also: FiFi
[x] sex: Female
[x] my first breath of air: 711`92
[x] age: 12
[x] status: SiNGLE
[x] occupation: Studen
[x] nationality: Chinkanese ^_^
[x] best homegirl[s]: ALiCiA!!!
[x] worst?: when i broke my arm x_x
[x] first word uttered: iono
[x] first bestfriend ever!?: joanne
[x] future resident of: Doctor
[x] wedding: dunno
[x] children: 3
[x] looking forward to thanksgiving: it passed ^_^
[x] Listening: opening theme of kannaduki no miko
[x] Talking: Alicia and imelda
[x] doing: dis DUH!
[x] craving: ice cream ::drools::
[x] thinking of: Will =/
[x] hating: no one i’m lovable x]
[x] first love: Daniel
[x] current love: Will
[x] love or lust?: Love
[x] best love song: You are my Valintine
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person @ the same time?: noo
[x] when love hurts, you: i cry =/
[x] true or false – all you need is love: true
[x] have you ever been in love?: yea
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: yea
[x] turn offs: hairy pplz x_x
[x] does your parents’ opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: nope
[x] what kinda hair style?: Spikes
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Gib me flowers :]
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: school? like ne normal pplz?
[x] are you the type of person to holler n ask for numbers?: maybe ;]
[x] short or long hair: wait for me? long ,for da guys? short
[x] innie or outie: innie
[x] sunshine or rain: rain
[x] moon or sun: moon
[x] basketball or football: basketball
[x] righty or lefty: righty
[x] hugs or kisses: kisses
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: 1 best friend
[x] bf/gf or best friend: Best friends
[x] tv or radio: tv
[x] starbucks or jamba juice: starbucks
[x] mc donalds or burger king: mc donalds
[x] summer or winter: winter
[x] written letters or e-mails: written letters
[x] playstation or nintendo: playstation
[x] disney or nickelodeon: disney
[x] car or motorcycle: car
[x] house party or club: club
[x] sing or dance: sing
[x] freak or slow dance: slow dance
[x] yahoo messenger or aim: aim
[x] google or ask jeeves?: google
[x] whats your most embarrassing moment?: don’t remember
[x] what are you scared of?: scary dings
[x] what is your greatest accomplishment?: i try my best to get good grades
[x] what kinda roof is over your head?: a ceiling? O_o`
[x] do you like tomatoes?: noo
[x] how many TVs in the house?:4
[x] how many phones?: 4
[x] how many residents?: 5
[x] how many DVDs do you have?: iono to many to count
[x] last dentist visit: forgot
[x] last doctor visit: forgot xD
[x] last phone call: dis morning
NEW LAYOUT :]
The Perfect Guy
1. hair color: Black
2. eye color: Black
3. height: 5’6 – 5’9
4. six pack: o yesh :]
5. long or short hair: short hair
6. glasses: NOOO!! =]
7. piercings: shurr why not but as long as he’s not gay :]
8. scars: noo
9. eyebrows: not plucked
10. big butt or little: big but noot DAT HUGE!
11. chest hair: eww…
12. buff or skinny: lil buff
13. straight teeth, gap: Straight teeth
14. funny or serious: funnie and outgoing
15. party or stay at home: PARTYY!! YAY
16. should he cook or bake: he should cook :]
17. should he have a best friend: yea
18. should he have a lotta girlfriends: iono
19. outgoing or shy: outgoing
20. sarcastic or sincere: sincere
21. should he love his mother: yea
22. should he watch chick flicks: yep with me xD
23. would he be a smoker: NOO EWW!!
24. would he drink: nope no and nope
25. would he swear: a lil
26. would he play with your hair: iono
27. one or more girls at a time: one! ME! xP
28. would he pay for dates: hell yea HAHA
29. does he kiss on the first date: i dunno O_O
30. where would you go to dinner: um.. somewhere fancy xP
31. would he bring you flowers: yep
32. would he lay under the stars with you: yea dat’s SOO CUTE HAR HAR 
33. would he write poetry about you: yep dat’s soo sweet
34. would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: babe xD
35. would he hang out with you and YOUR friends: me, meslef, i and ONLi ME HAHA
36. would you hang out with him and HIS friends: yea sometimes but now much
37. will he walk you to the door at the end: he better xP
38. holding hands: yeps
39. soccer: no
40. baseball: no
41. basketball: yep
42. football: yep
43. water polo: er.. what’s dat?
44. surf: shur why not?
45. skateboard: shur why not?
46. snowboard: iono
47. sing: yea dat’s soo cute dat’s why xP
48. play guitar: yep very romantic :]
49. play piano: yep yep yep it’s PiMP DAT’S WHY xD
50. play drums: noo i don’t like rockers: ;x
51. clean his room: yep
52. paint, draw, sculpt: no
53. writes his own music: no
54. use the word dude: no
55. use the word tight: no
56. would he watch the sun rise with you: yep
57. what kind of car does he drive: ERR!!
58. how old is he: 13 – 14
59. what would his name be: ummm Will :]
50 THiNG GiRLS WiSHED GUYS KNEW!!
1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don’t act like soap-opera guys, don’t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn’t mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don’t call = Don’t Care.
8. Which also means that if we don’t call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We’re allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn’t think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. Don’t pout. Youre not 5 years old….it won’t get you your way.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I’ll be with you’re best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don’t act hard around your friends because I won’t make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we’d be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.
40. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware, please.
46. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone.
47. You don’t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it.
49. Don’t lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
Immortal
I’m so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won’t leave me aloneThese wounds won’t seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There’s just too much that time can not eraseWhen you cried, I’d wipe away all of your tears
When you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of meYou used to captivate me by your resonating mind
Now I’m bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away all the sanity in meThese wounds won’t seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There’s just too much that time can not eraseWhen you cried, I’d wipe away all of your tears
When you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of meI’ve tried so hard to tell myself that you’re gone
But though you’re still with me
I’ve been alone all alongWhen you cried, I’d wipe away all of your tears
When you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
written by a guy. after years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON’T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.
20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a second.
ยท something for you to read daniel ;]
